Wednesday, May 27, 2009

My Old Kentucky Home: Improving Lexington

This is going to be the first of what will probably become many rants about Lexington, Kentucky; where I've called home for the last seven years.

I was reading "Madison Trip Shows Importance of Attitudes" this morning on Lexington Herald-Leader columnist Tom Eblen's blog and I thought he brought up some pretty good points:

"Metro Lexington is a more beautiful place, with better year-round weather, than either of those cities. So why do they rank higher on national surveys of quality of life and economic vitality?"

U.S. Mood Map: Kentucky Saddest, Hawaii Gladdest

While Eblen might be exaggerating the "better year-round weather" bit (at least this year), our worst winters are not even in the same league as the winters in Chicago, Detroit, or Buffalo. Yet, for some reason, these oppressively cold cities consistently rank higher than Lexington in terms quality-of-life indicators. Why?

Obviously there's not a single answer; my gut feeling is that it has to do with the lack of economic opportunities in Lexington and Kentucky as a whole. Not that this problem is unique to Lexington by any means, but what is someone graduating college with a liberal arts degree right now supposed to do here? This was a problem even before the recession because the root of it is that, while there are a good number of white collar jobs and manual labor-intensive jobs, there really isn't much in between. The biggest employers in and around Lexington: Alltech, Amazon, Smuckers, UPS, Lexmark, to name a few (not to mention the horse-racing industry), do not offer the entry-level positions with the potential for advancement that college grads are looking for. Not that college grads are "better" than these jobs; it's just that you don't need to go $50,000 in debt in order to get a job at Amazon. Although Lexington is a college town, many of its graduates are ultimately forced to leave because there are no jobs for them. Which leads to the next point:

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We don’t integrate our universities into the rest of the community as well as Madison and Austin do. We don’t value education — or educated people — as much as those cities do. We won’t embrace and celebrate our creative entrepreneurs as much as those cities do."

This could not be more true, and I think it also helps explain the lack of economic opportunities in and around Lexington. It's no coincidence that the state's top university can afford $40 million for a new basketball coach yet their professors are not allowed to make paper copies of the syllabus because there isn't money in the budget for copying.

Again, this is merely my experience, but there's kind of a toxic attitude towards education that seems ingrained in the culture here. I didn't have the best grades in high school, which is part of the reason I ended up at UK, but when I got here I felt like if not the smartest person in most of my classes, I was certainly the hardest-working. Having been a C student in high school I was shocked (though not as shocked as my parents) when I made straight A's in my first semester. I won the award for best research paper in my department when I was a sophomore. Sure, I was an under-achiever in high school, but the difference in my public education and that of my peers was astonishing; many of my peers were not even capable of writing a five paragraph essay, yet somehow graduated from high schools in Louisville like Ballard with B+ averages. I cannot stress enough the academic laziness instilled in my fellow students while an undergraduate.

Just to illustrate: in college I sat through class after class where the majority of students flat-out refused to read assigned material. Refused! It was guaranteed hilariousness to have foreign professors who were clearly from countries where students do their homework and respect the professors (remember we're talking about college students here not 5th graders), because of the shock of these professors upon realizing that they had been duped into playing head babysitter in the day-cares with beer that we call college. The cherry on top is that, although many of my peers were too lazy to read a three page reading assignment, in the end most thought that they were smarter than the professor anyways because, in their minds, the professor was probably just a dumb foreigner who couldn't speak English.

"One message came through loud and clear: It’s not about the place so much as the attitudes of the people who live there. Lexington must do more to leverage its “social capital.” All of it.Cities such as Madison and Austin are more open to people who are different. They value diversity and strive for inclusion...Too many aspects of community life are as starkly black or white as the plank fences that surround our horse farms. For example, many Lexingtonians do not welcome Latinos, even though the local economy would collapse without them. Gays and lesbians often feel shunned. Young people of all races complain they are not valued — or listened to."

Ding! Ding! Ding! Let's be clear: there are many great folks here. But, at the same time, there's a lot of racism, both overt and covert.

Having lived in the northern suburbs of Chicago my whole life, I don't think I had ever heard someone actually use the "N" word until I came to school here as a freshman and joined a fraternity (this wasn't even the fraternity that dresses in confederate uniforms every year). Given the stereotypes many outsiders have about Kentucky, I can't say I was that surprised thatsomeone from Kentucky used the "N" word. What did surprise me, though, was how many of the people I heard using the "N" word in casual conversation were from Louisville. (Define irony: racist rich white kids from the suburbs smoking Black & Milds, listening to hip-hop, while wearing gold chains and G-Unit attire.) Let's not even mention the anti-Latino sentiment (most try not to). Even the way most people in Lexington say "those MEXicans" is offensive.

...So what's my point? I don't really have one, other than pointing out the fact that our city has a long way to go. The outdated, ignorant attitudes of a few (although unfortunately more than a few in reality), more than anything,continue to hold this city back and reinforce outsider's stereotypes that we're just a bunk of backwards drunkard redneckians . Maybe if we want to undo the stereotypes the rest of the country has about Kentucky, we should start by undoing the outdated and often racist stereotypes many Kentuckians hold towards people they perceive as different.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Phish Releases Time Turns Elastic

From Phish.com:

"We're excited to announce the release of "Time Turns Elastic," a new track from Phish's forthcoming studio album, available now for download exclusively at iTunes. Recorded in New York City, the as-yet-untitled record is Phish's first studio album in five years and its second with producer Steve Lillywhite, who produced the band's 1996 album, Billy Breathes. The album is scheduled for release on July 28th.

To download the track, please click here."

PHISH "TIME TURNS ELASTIC" AVAILABLE AT iTUNES from Phish on Vimeo.

As made obvious by the short clip above, Time Turns Elastic has really come into its own. Honestly, after halfway listening to a poor recording from the first time this song was played in Nashville, I didn't think very much of it. Then again, it always seemed like this song would not reach its potential until it was added to Phish's repertoire.

While there will inevitably be those jaded individuals who flame on the new release for, basically, not being made in 1993, I think that TTE represents everything Phish fans could be hoping for in the new Phish 3.0.

At this point, I would easily sell all of my worldly possessions in order to pay scalper prices for Summer tour (if only my possessions were worth that much).

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Download: Dire Straits Live @ Wembley 07/10/1985


I was playing around on T.U.B.E. (The Ultimate Bootleg Experience, which is exactly what it sounds like) the other day and came across some classic Dire Straits at Wembley Arena in the middle of 1985.

Download here: (Rapidshare) (Megaupload)

I don't know about you, but any soundtrack to my childhood would not be complete without some honorary Dire Straits. You know you really forget things over the years like how uplifting "Walk of Life" is, or how you used to know every word to the beautiful yet kind of cheesy love ballad "Romeo & Juliet."

And seriously, how awesome was the "Money for Nothing" video, especially to someone who wasn't even 10 years old yet?


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Saturday, May 23, 2009

New Taste Recipes: Cold Poached Salmon

Let's just say someone in my family is a chef. An awesome chef. As an added bonus, pretty much all of his recipes are super healthy. Find all of Chef Dave's recipes on his website or follow him on Twitter.

Cold Poached Salmon with Mustard-Dill Glaze, Cucumber Salsa and Avocado
(7-8 Servings)

Ingredients

1 Side of Salmon, about 2 3/4#, boneless, skinless
1 Tbs. Olive Oil
2 Cups Water
1 Pinch Salt and Pepper

Mustard-Dill Glaze:

3 TBS. Dijon Mustard
2 TBS. Maple Syrup
1 tsp. Red Vinegar
1/2 tsp. White Vinegar
1 TBS. Dill, chopped

Place all ingredients into a bowl and mix.














Cucumber Salsa:
1 Cucumber, peel, seed, small dice
1/4 Red Onion, small dice
1/2 Yellow Bell Pepper, small dice
2 Tbs. Dill, fresh, chopped
2 Tbs. Olive Oil
1 Tbs. Red Vinegar
1 Tbs. Lemon Juice
salt and pepper to taste


Place all ingredients into a bowl and mix.


Optional: Avocado

Directions


1) Heat Oven To 350°
2) Place a piece of foil on a sheet pan.
3) Rub oil over the foil.
Place salmon on the foil.
4) Sprinkle w/ salt and pepper.
Pour water on the sheet pan.















5) Place pan in oven and bake 25 minutes.

6) Remove and check for doneness by inserting a fork in the thickest part of the salmon. Open up a small hole in the meat and look inside to see if salmon is cooked through.
7)
Place salmon into refrigerator overnight.
8) Add Mustard-Dill Glaze, Cucumber Salsa, and Avocado.

The Annotated Grateful Dead Lyrics


Somewhere in between rocking out this morning to Ann Marie Calhoun's "Ripple" and Phish's cover of "Terrapin Station" I stumbled upon The Annotated Grateful Dead Lyrics by David Dodd.

This might occupy me for a while...


Book Review: The Bluegrass Conspiracy by Sally Denton


The Bluegrass Conspiracy: An Inside Story of Power, Greed, Drugs and Murder

by Sally Denton $14.95

I was able to last about 30 seconds before this book completely hooked me, opening with the final moments of the bizarre life of Andrew C. Thornton II, the Army paratrooper, narcotics officer, and lawyer who also headed "The Company," a major international drug and gun smuggling ring based in Lexington, Kentucky. On September 11, 1985, while piloting a plane full of Columbian Cocaine over Knoxville, Tennessee and apparently being pursued by US Customs, Thornton plummeted his death while attempting to escape, not accounting for the extra 80 pounds of cocaine on him that ultimately over-weighted his parachute. Police found Thornton wearing night vision goggles, a bulletproof vest, Gucci loafers, and a duffel bag containing 40 kilos of cocaine, $4,500 in cash, knives, and two pistols.

From Thornton the reaches of this conspiracy touched every level of local, state, and national government operating in and around Kentucky. The conspiracy included prostitution, bribery of public officials, drug dealing by narcotics officers, money laundering through shell corporations and Caeser's Palace in Las Vegas, gun-running, theft of classified military hardware, importation of tons (literally) of marijuana and cocaine from Columbia into the Bluegrass Airport in Lexington, Kentucky, and of course, murder and official cover-up.

I really can't believe that no one has made a movie out of this book yet. It's like a hybrid between The Wire and Law & Order that actually went down. You could not make up a better story in my opinion. I did not put this book down from the moment I started reading until I finished it the next day; 365 pages rarely go by that quickly.

Video: Ann Marie Calhoun "Ripple" (Grateful Dead)

This is pretty amazing regardless of whether you're watching it for the 1st or 100th time.



Ann Marie Calhoun nails the Grateful Dead classic "Ripple" on the fiddle, making it sound more like something you'd hear in a silver-mining town in the 1870's than San Francisco in the 1970's.


Inaugural Post

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